February 2012
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stories i don't want to write but probably will...
“Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?” except Arnold Friend is Jesus and Connie is a demonic prostitute
An updated, modernized riff on Grimm’s “The Twelve Dancing Princesses” except the ‘magical otherworld’ is an alley where disillusioned youths in leather jackets go to throw beer bottles and look at each other in sexually appraising ways
Documents: PETA kills more than 95 percent of pets... →
aladdin:
Documents published online this month show that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, an organization known for its uncompromising animal-rights positions, killed more than 95 percent of the pets in its care in 2011. Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/02/24/documents-peta-kills-more-than-95-percent-of-pets-in-its-care/#ixzz1nUvjaMQ9
How much did they spend on this awesome...
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life plan
smoke weed, write a lot of silly things, get stupid famous, drink too much, burn out, release a book of sound poetry, die in a five-star austrian resort while having angry sex with hank williams 3
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TURPENTINE
I'm so happy I'm here.
Life would be easier if people admitted to being just as confused and existentially disturbed as everyone else. Life would be easier if people were just like: alright, I know, I’m sorry.